Jeez Louise! I went into town today to get mugshots for my passport and I’m telling you right now, the camera does lie! I look like I have a bad case of jaundice which is no mean feat considering how pale I am. Generally, I’m so pale, I’m almost translucent. I kinda like it that. I don’t want leather skin.

Have they changed the rules on photo requirements? Are we supposed to look like we’ve been on a sunbed for two days?

We’ve had two police vans (one for dogs) parked outside for the past couple of hours and I’m dying to know what’s going on. Come on, my mugshots are that bad! On second thoughts….